{"id":455,"date":"2010-03-16T14:16:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T05:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/16\/chicken-cordon-blargh\/"},"modified":"2010-03-16T14:16:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T05:16:51","slug":"chicken-cordon-blargh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/16\/chicken-cordon-blargh\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Cordon Blargh"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"floatleft\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/fugutabetai\/4438304030\/\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4005\/4438304030_71025977c8_m.jpg\" alt=\"chicken cordon blargh\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>Tonight I decided to go for broke and I cooked up some chicken cordon bleu.  I have always liked the idea: ham and cheese wrapped up in chicken with breading and cheese.  I can&#8217;t really find a problem with that.  It sounds delicious.<\/p>\n<p\/>\n<p>So I went shopping and armed myself with a random recipe from the net (that is where I get most of recipes &#8211; the &#8220;I&#8217;m feeling lucky&#8221; button) and came home. I was a bit late because work went late (and I have to log on again in a minute) so dinner ended up being pretty late too.  I also don&#8217;t have a meat mallet &#8211; I used to have one back in New York, but I don&#8217;t now.  I figured I didn&#8217;t need one though because I have Eric&#8217;s old sugar jar which is glass and fairly heavy.  So I used that to pound on the chicken breasts for a while.  I didn&#8217;t ever manage to get them very flat though.  <\/p>\n<p\/>\n<p>Too bad, because that was the main flaw.  Anyway, I pounded the chicken semi-flat, added in some cheese and ham, and rolled them up, battered them, and cooked &#8217;em.  I had some stuff left over (flour, egg stuff, bread flakes, ham) so I mixed all that together and made some sort of crazy fake latkes.  <\/p>\n<p\/>\n<p>In the end the chicken cordon blargh turned out pretty good, except the thick chicken parts had little flavor (despite the salt, pepper and shichimi I threw on the batter) &#8230;  Still, R. ate it, I did too, and neither of us have had to run to the bathroom yet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p\/>\n<p>A final thought: this stuff is like, entirely meat!  It is amazing!  I was shocked after I ate it that &#8230;  <b>this<\/b> is American Food!  We actually only ate half of one of the chicken breast things because it was just so much meat.  Along with the salad and random fried ham stuff I made, just wow.  Meat meat meat.<\/p>\n<p\/>\n<p>Not that there is anything wrong with that.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"all\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I decided to go for broke and I cooked up some chicken cordon bleu. I have always liked the idea: ham and cheese wrapped up in chicken with breading and cheese. I can&#8217;t really find a problem with that. It sounds delicious. So I went shopping and armed myself with a random recipe from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}