{"id":296,"date":"2008-07-21T11:55:53","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T02:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/21\/things-i-never-expected-to-actually-say\/"},"modified":"2008-07-21T11:55:53","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T02:55:53","slug":"things-i-never-expected-to-actually-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/21\/things-i-never-expected-to-actually-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I never expected to actually say:"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entryimage\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/fugutabetai\/2689045018\/\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3226\/2689045018_c22090447a_m.jpg\" alt=\"Maybe he broke my wookie?\"><br \/>\nMaybe he broke my wookie?<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>I broke my wookie!<\/p>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<p>So actually I broke my wookie.  He was in my bag, which is apparently a wookie-hostile environment, and when I pulled him out today he was broken.  I never expected to say <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsonsquotes.com\/quotes\/53.html\">I broke my wookie!<\/a> but it was the first that that popped into my head when I pulled my wookie out of my bag.<\/p>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<p>I got my wookie a while ago when Pepsie was running a campaign where they were putting Star Wars cell phone characters on their drinks.  I like Pepsi, but I hate that I can&#8217;t find real Pepsi in Japan. I can only find the awful Pepsi Nex (I would link to it, but Pepsi Japan only has a flash site so I can&#8217;t deep link.)  It is &#8230; bad.  It is a zero calorie pepsi, but it isn&#8217;t as good as diet pepsi.  I wan real pepsi.  But I can&#8217;t find it. <\/p>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I bought a cute star wars ep III soldier for my cell phone, and got a nice wookie for L., because I thought she might want a matching Star Wars figure for her cell phone.  She doesn&#8217;t.  She accuses me of being a geek.  I admit to my geekitude.  She laughs.  But she doesn&#8217;t take the wookie.  He goes into my bag.<\/p>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m not looking, the trooper gets him.  Damn you, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Great_Jedi_Purge\">Order 66<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<p>In short, I broke my wookie.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe he broke my wookie? I broke my wookie! So actually I broke my wookie. He was in my bag, which is apparently a wookie-hostile environment, and when I pulled him out today he was broken. I never expected to say I broke my wookie! but it was the first that that popped into my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}