{"id":250,"date":"2008-01-26T02:41:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/26\/i-lost-my-watermelon\/"},"modified":"2008-01-26T02:41:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:41:01","slug":"i-lost-my-watermelon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/26\/i-lost-my-watermelon\/","title":{"rendered":"I lost my watermelon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sometimes have conversations that go like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nD: It&#8217;s really cold tonight, so after dinner why don&#8217;t we take the train home instead of walking?<br \/>\n<P\/><br \/>\nR: Yeah, it&#8217;s really cold today.  That&#8217;s a good idea.  Oh but wait, hey hey, I lost my watermelon!<br \/>\n<P\/><br \/>\nD: You lost your watermelon?<br \/>\n<P\/><br \/>\nR: Yeah, I had it yesterday, then I went to my friend&#8217;s house, and now I can&#8217;t find it!  It&#8217;s really inconvenient!<br \/>\n<P\/><br \/>\nD: It&#8217;s inconvenient that you lost your watermelon?  In the winter?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, things became clear shortly thereafter: she was talking about her JR RFID-style card, the &#8220;Suica&#8221;, which is a homonym for watermelon.  I was so confused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sometimes have conversations that go like this: D: It&#8217;s really cold tonight, so after dinner why don&#8217;t we take the train home instead of walking? R: Yeah, it&#8217;s really cold today. That&#8217;s a good idea. Oh but wait, hey hey, I lost my watermelon! D: You lost your watermelon? R: Yeah, I had it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugutabetai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}